Mmh.. A few days ago, temen gw yang notabene berkelamin dua *maksud gw cowok, gituh..* ngasih pendapat doi tentang "kenapa cowok kliatan lebih bahagia dibanding cewek".
Eniwei....mungkin some of them bener, but....menurut gw pendapat doi sama sekali ga berlaku buat cowok dengan stereotip metroseksual. Caya ato nggak...check it out!!
1. We keep our last name. *yah..emang gitu sih, blon ada nama orang Fulan bin Siti, kecuali Nabi Isa, OK... I deal with it*
2. The garage is all ours. *ga juga, kecuali emang lo termasuk cowok jenis brangsakan, ngerti ga istilahnya?? gw aja ga ngerti*
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves. *Gee.... Ogah banget dah gw kawin ma tipe begini, makan ati!*
4. Chocolate is just another snack. *yeah.. thought so*
5. We can be president. *So can we, so can we, so can we !!!*
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. *yalah... doi kan ketombean, justru kalo pake item, doi takut!*
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth. *mmh... anybody guarantee?*
8. The whole world is our urinal. *dasar jorok!!! tipe abang2 sopir ya?*
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky. * ya wajar lah.. elo gituloh... yang bisa idup di kondisi sejorok apapun!*
10. Same work, more pay. * hihihi... dasar mental korup!*
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them. *xixixixi..abis..bukan six pack seh..*
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. *that's fine..kadang2 gw juga suka keceplosan kok...*
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet. *deal...daripada ngabisin duit nyari yang OK punya?*
16. One mood, ALL the time. *maksudnya...jutek mulu, gituh??*
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. *gw juga lageh....* 18. We know stuff about tanks. *mmh... ga usah diomongin, no drink for children, u got it?* 19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. *iyalah..gw juga lagi, malah bisa pake backpack!*
20. We can open all our own jars. *anybody can't??*
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. *kayak emak deh.. licik!*
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend. *OK, fine with it..* 23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. *yang penting ga bolong kan? gapapa..* 24. Everything on our face stays its original color. *yup!! hore original!*
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. *ih..gw malah punya dua, kalah dong lo!!* 26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. *mantan mekanik sih, hehehe...* 27. We almost never have strap problems in public. *kecuali klo setiap cowok udah kudu pake bra ya..* 28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes. *gee.....please welcome this blind guy!!* 29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades. *cieh..ceritanya istikomah neh??*
30. We don't have to shave below our neck. *apaan seh yang dibawah leher??? kasih tau duonk!!*
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips. *no comment, kacian sih..*
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. *agree..*
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife. *gw juga ga pake cem macem kok, cuma jepit kuku doank!*
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. *ya..yang punya kumis kan lo ndiri!!*
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